The Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. "

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